How to Be a Villain by Neil Zawacki

Author:Neil Zawacki
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 9781452110394
Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

More often than not some chubby kid with glasses will save the day.

Lovable animal companions have the disturbing habit of assisting their masters.

lovable animal companion Your nemeses need not take a humanoid form at all. Dangerous good intentions proliferate in the animal companions that heroes of every ilk are bound to attract. Be it a loyal dog, falcon on the shoulder, or some sort of cutesy ferret, these little bastards are heinous and spell nothing but trouble. Like sidekicks, lovable animal companions have the disturbing habit of assisting their masters. Imagine you have locked up the hero in your dungeon with no possibility of escape, when all of a sudden some damn monkey appears and squeezes through the prison bars with the keys. Or, again imagining the hero in prison, the next thing you know, a seemingly innocuous ferret comes sniffing around at night, discovers the hero, wiggles through your clutches, and runs for help. No cause for alarm, you say to yourself, this unobtrusive creature cannot even talk! But you forget that this loyal companion is masterful at emoting and gesturing. Soon the ground shakes with the approach of avenging hooves. The lesson? Stop that ferret.

how to thwart them Handle any lovable animal companion with the same ruthless guile you would use on any other foe. Just because they are little and adorable does not mean they can weasel out of a duel to the death.

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